Abrams tank?

Had one, it was great. JP8 Fuel got expensive, 505 gallons is a lot to fill up on a tank.

Don't need airbags, you probably won't even know you hit anything.

Paint it any color you want (mine changed paint schemes three times), hell, get spinners on there too.

2.8M should get you a nice refurbished Abrams

Buy one at Wal Mart. Thats where I got mine!

It will fit on your gravel. Once you park it your driveway will be gravel.

3 miles / gallon but it comes with 5 forward and 3 reverse gears so with a little tlc you can probably get up to 5 mpg.

Servicing is easy. There is one master manual and a dozen Preventative Maintenance manuals. (Large Print and Pictures included!)

Safety features include armor, more armor and uranium enriched armor. Also comes with a 50 cal machine gun for road hogs and a 30 cal machine gun for Volvos.

Options: wet kit for fording deep water and a snorkel for breathing under water.

Colors: Comes in camo but gray, black and dusky are alternative favs.

There is room for shopping and groceries if you leave the gunner or the commander behind. Also bread fits in the ammo slots really nicely. Roasts fit in the rocket launcher but its not refrigerated so I'd move kinda quick like on the way home.

They are great in accidents with Mini Coopers. (The Mini Cooper is automatically turned into recycle stuff.) A Caddy SUV will scratch your Abrams but other than that no problem.

Well they are expensive and wont fit in small driveways. Its a matter of gallons per mile not miles per gallon. I got into one accident which scratched my tank you should have seen the other guys car it was half flattened. Abrams kick hummers' ***'. LOL nice one.

Buy the Abrams tank at General Dynamics Land Sytems. It costs only 4.3 million $. No.

#1You will need a very important license to drive one.

#2You are using a Textron-Lycoming Gas Turbine, thats about as loud *** a jet.

#3In an accident? As in car accident? You are driving a 70-ton vehicle you wont even feel the shake.

#4You are retarted and need serious help.

I think they cost in the neighborhood of about $4million. I believe they get about 1/8 mile to the gallon (that's jet fuel BTW, not regular unleaded). You should have plenty of room for your golf clubs, and if anyone in front of you is taking too long to tee off, just tell them, "I'm gonna play through." Don't ask, just tell 'em!

The convertible 1 is Sweet with the Chrome tracks .

Well...

On the more serious side, I've you can actually buy old Soviet tanks fairly easily, somewhere in the market for around a million dollars...

Get a Challenger II, they are miles better than an Abrams.

Actually you can buy a M1 Abrams, or a M1A1, but you cant get a M1A2.

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