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funny or not nurses joke?
Three nurses died and went to Heaven. They were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter, who questioned them.
"What did you used to do back on Earth?" he asked the first nurse. "Why do you think you should be allowed into Heaven?"
She told him, "I was a nurse at an inner city hospital. I worked to bring healing and peace to many sufferers, especially poor children."
"Very noble. You may enter." And he ushered her through the gates. He asked the same questions to the next nurse.
"I was a missionary nurse in the Amazon. For many years I worked with a small group of doctors and nurses to help people in numerous tribes, healing them and telling them of God's love." The second nurse replied.
"Excellent!" said St. Peter. And he ushered her through the gates as well. Finally he posed his questions to the third nurse.
She hesitated, then explained, "I was just a nurse at an HMO."
St. Peter considered her answer for a moment, then told her, "Well, you can enter, too."
"Wow!" the nurse exclaimed in relief. "I almost thought you weren't going to let me in."
"Oh, you can certainly come in," St. Peter told her, "but you can only stay for three days."
8 Answers
- TinkLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
Nice 1 hun.
Looks like you got some explaining to do though. lol
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Tink xxx
- Anonymous1 decade ago
That is a funny one - guess you are going to have to describe HMO...health messed-up organization!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Funny.
I'll substitute nurses for social workers at my place of work.
Ta.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
can u email me and tell me what HMO is. thanks
- Anonymous1 decade ago
dont get it wat is hmo