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Who is the smarter sex?

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad

one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly

neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars,

the woman says, "So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a

woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but

fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that

we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for

the rest of our days."

The man replied, "I agree with you completely."

"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And

look at this, here's another miracle. My car is

completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break.

Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good

fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man, The man nods his head

in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle

and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the

bottle, immediately puts the cork back

Update:

in and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Pretty funny, at least for her! LMAO!

    Looks like she gets my vote for being smarter.

    DE

  • Anonymous
    4 years ago

    particular, i'm smarter than a 5th grader (and maybe now not as an excellent form of a smartass). i'm in 9th grade and that i truthfully have won so a lot greater advantageous counsel for the time of the final 4 years. Plus, in 5th grade, i replaced into honestly an entire smartass. I claimed to love schoolwork, even even if I not in any appreciate did my homework. on the instantaneous, i'm getting greater advantageous valuable grades than the stereotypical nerd in my form, even even if I besides the incontrovertible fact that not in any appreciate do my homework.

  • 1 decade ago

    if you yahoo women smarter than men you get this

    Are men smarter than women?

    A study published in the September 2006 issue of the journal Intelligence, certainly seems to agree. The study has confirmed that men have a 4 to 5 point IQ advantage over women by adulthood.

    The male-female differences were present at every socioe-conomic level, and across several ethnic groups.

    How much water do you think this study holds? Do you think the results reflect a deeper bias?

    Tell us!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nononononono

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  • Greg L
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    obviously this woman new how to play this man. Not a generality for life. But maybe it is. Don't most women know how to play men. probably. Maybe if i knew I wouldn't get played. wow. I have to rethink my whole life now. dang!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny, but doesn't prove anything except woman are manipulative witches. Men are smarter we've acheived a hell of alot more (failed at more too, because we've tried more). that joke was probably written by a woman.also it'd be more likely that the man would give her the bottle because we act better under pressure, in reality the woman would have been running roun screaming her head off.

  • 1 decade ago

    GENIOUS!! I actually laughed out loud with that one. He is going to get blamed for the accident probably cuz he's under the influence! Ha, serves him right - Ladies first dumb behind!

  • 1 decade ago

    I saw that one coming... what a suprise a manipulative woman... haha

    no offense ladies

  • 1 decade ago

    The man was thinking with his "little" head, obviously!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The woman, she set him up to be arrested.

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