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Thoughts to Ponder ^_^?
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
Everyone has a photographic memory; Some just don't have film.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
7 Answers
- jfmmLv 71 decade agoFavorite Answer
LOL. I agree with most of them........LOL.
Have a great week, My Friend. You are missed here.
God Bless!
- chloe1stLv 41 decade ago
My favs are.....
"You can't stay young forever, but you can be immature for the rest of your life."
"I love the male body. It's better designed than the male mind."
And the best one is by the late, great Groucho Marx.......
"Quote me as saying, I was mis-quoted."
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one liner humor. Thanks!
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- 1 decade ago
pondering....done
awesome stuff here
ima star you now
10/10
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now actual star ima give you ♥
- Anonymous1 decade ago
I have no idea.
