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dteacher1uk
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dteacher1uk asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

''Have you got any I.D. ?? Repeat for those that missed it...lol?

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A man speaks frantically into the phone.......

"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts..........

"This is her husband!"

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  • Just here.
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
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    Pretty funny!!!!

    Made my afternoon!!!!

  • shannonlee05@sbcglobal.net
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    hahaha! im almost a real blonde!!! it took me a minute to get it haha! almost funnier than the joke!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Blonde jokes for men...I like it!

  • chattiekathie
    1 decade ago

    funny

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  • luckford2004
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    This is a good one!

  • Cowboy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Yep, liked that.

  • tubscouk
    1 decade ago

    gd

  • colin s
    1 decade ago

    Very funny. Thanks for the laugh and the 2 points.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    GR8

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha very funny. x

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