Therapy..........?

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy

session with four young mothers and their small

children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are

obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.

"He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession

is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession

with alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's

name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got

up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered,

"Come on, D.ick, we're leaving."