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Hollywood lessons
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
Honest and hard-working policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement.
All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach the armpit level of a woman, but only the waist level of the man lying beside her.
At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communications system of any invading alien society.
All grocery bags contain at least one stick of French bread.
Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least a half-hour to escape.
You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.
A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.
All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off, but luckily you'll always blindly choose to cut the right wire.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who
is their total opposite.
oh come on!
28 Answers
- Steven HLv 51 decade agoFavorite Answer
And in the big cities like Miami Beach New York, Los Angeles, Washington D.C. police, secret agents, private detectives can jump into unlocked convertibles with guns in the glove box, cameras on the dash, keys in the ignition and a million dollars in the trunk.
Go figure ?
Source(s): SCHOOL OF HARD KNOCKS ! - 1 decade ago
And we all love the movies. In fact we love them so much and we see all of them and then the Hollywood guys make so much money that they make it all over again!! So we have Part 2 and then Part 3!
George Lukas is the king here. He first made Part 4, 5 & 6 and then we waited for 20 years and then made Part 1, 2 & 3!! I just could not stop laughing when we were coming out of the theater after watching Part 3 (the last one he made) and my brother, in all seriousness, says, “wow, now he has left enough clues that you know there is going to be sequel!” But the sequel was made 25 years ago!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
And have you noticed how cops etc scream up to the suspects house but stop the car 100 yards away... why?
When your star leaps into a car he can adjust the seat position and turn on the engine, engage gear, disengage the handbrake and move off at sixty in two seconds flat???
And how all American cars explode after the smallest crash??? You wouldn't get me into one of them
All American men jump into bed with a real stunner of a woman but when they get out after spending the night they are still wearing underpants??? and with their hair neatly parted???
- 1 decade ago
n the hero always manages to rescue the victim and run/ jump out of the car/building etc just before it explodes.
n the hero always has perfect aim coz he'll shoot all ten villains down with ten bullets even though each villain has been shooting him with machine guns,or bazookas!
n the main girl is always sooo beautiful!!!n the others are so ugly.n everyone will die except for the pretty girl n the cute guy!
n the hero will always fall in love with the damsel in distress! n they always live happily ever after!
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
If you're the new guy in a Star Trek landing party,you"re not getting back to the ship alive.
- 1 decade ago
If two good friends go hunting, fishing or camping, you know only one of them will make it out alive.
when women are running from a murderer (in skimpy underwear of course) they have to fall and break a leg.
- AnonymousLv 41 decade ago
You're right! That does happen in all Hollywood movies. Even though, some things are to gross for some people to do.
Source(s): Hollywood movies - Anonymous1 decade ago
all very true!
also, bad guys who've spent years trying to kill the good guys decide to prolong the agony by monologuing before they pull the trigger. they suddenly decide their victims can wait a few more minutes...then the y get caught, of course.
- 1 decade ago
any form of a deadline that will cause mass kaos or destruction will be thwarted with exactly 1 second to spare.
There is always someone who knows how to fix Alien Technology
If you have no last name, you will be dead.
- Anonymous1 decade ago
and all medical emergencies are fixed in the space of 54 minutes, and all serious crime is solved in the hour and a half minus advert time allowed.
