Three guys died and met at the gate of judgement..?

They introduced themselves as Erik, John and Steven.

The door opened and there stood a woman over seven feet tall, had hair all over, a severe case of acne and smelt worse than a rubbish dump on a warm summer day.

There came a deep, powerful voice, "Erik, you have been a bad man. You are to marry this woman and live with her forever."

The woman grabbed Erik and Erik was dragged away screaming "Noooo!" The door closed.

The door opened and there stood a woman four feet tall, had no hair, a severe case of boils and smelt worse than a decayed rat stuck in the car engine.

There came a deep, powerful voice, "John, you have been a bad man. You are to marry this woman and live with her forever."

The woman grabbed John and John was dragged away screaming "Noooo!" The door closed.

The door opened and there stood Shakira! Steven could not believe it!

There came a deep, powerful voice, "Shakira, you have been a bad woman...