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Real Headlines from Newspapers from 2006...........?

1) Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

2) Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

3) Panda Mating Fails; Vetrinarian Takes Over

4) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendent

5) War Dims Hope for Peace

6) If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

7) Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

8) Man Struck By Lightening: Faces Battery Charge

9) Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

10) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

11) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

Update:

Teen Titans, you said that you didn't understand #1, and you wanted someone to explain it to you. I was going to e-mail you, but I couldn't, so I hope you look at this question again.

Here goes: It says, "Something went wrong on Jet Crash, Expert says", well it is kind of self- explanatory. Something always has to go wrong for a jet to crash, and the expert should know that. I hope you get it now?

Anyone else need help?

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I seen this typo in the classifieds under pets and thought it was funny;

    For sale. Young female derriere. Loves to be petted.

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    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Ha Ha Good One My Favorite One is the: Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

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    Lv 4
    4 years ago

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol thats to funny 10/10

    plus a star

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    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    I like # 11, the best. how many people r dead in a cemetery? all of them!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't get th e 1st one ca n someone explaim it 2me?

  • 1 decade ago

    11 is my favorite!

  • 1 decade ago

    its a pretty unique joke

  • 1 decade ago

    THOSE WERE GREAT!THANX 4 SHARING.

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