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Especially in Northern Ontario.

Any ideas?

Incentives to Med. students?

about 6 months ago. Actually I live in Levack. I was wondering if anyone out there lives around here?

Most of them are out-dated, so how do I delete them without having to click on each one all the way down the page and them hit delete? Is there a faster way?

What has been happening around here for the last 5 months or so?

How did Neville end up with the "Sword of Gryffindor" at the end to kill Nagini? I thought the Goblin Griphook had it. Where did it come from?

the TB patient that flew on a plane when he was sick?

How are you supposed to know which "Community Guideline" or "Terms of Service" that you voilated? They never tell you, and there are so many of them. Does anyone know?

If so, what is your favorite song?

I have too many, but my top 2 would have to be "My Wish", and "Stand"

1) What do they call a coffee break at the Lipton Tea Company?

2) Skydiving is like Maxwell House coffee: Good to the last drop!

3) If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done!

4) How come when you cook bacon, the fat spatters all over the place, but when you eat it, it all accumulates in one place.

5) He left his coaching job because of illness and fatigue. The fans were sick and tired of him.

1) Rap is easy to write. Just forget all you know about music

2) Why is it that the Caterpillar does all the work, but the Butterfly gets all the headlines?

3) They say that teenagers don't know the value of a dollar. They sure do, that's why they always ask for ten!

4) If truth is beauty and beauty is truth, how come you never see a woman getting her hair done in the Library?

1) Humans have 46 Chromosomes, and goldfish have 94.

2) The deadly Ebola virus is named after the Ebola River in the Democratic Republic of Congo (formally known as Zaire), where the Virus devestated 55 villages along its banks.

Anyone have any more they would like to share with me?

a Religious Confusion, that is almost like a Crisis of faith before?

If so, what did you do?

so I just wanted to check- in with the cool kids, and find out what is new with the world. How's it goin' out there for everyone?

Dispatcher: 9-1-1, What is the natur of your Emergency?

Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven, but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one?

Dispatcher: Yes ma'am nine one-one, and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I am not stupid!!

Working at the Post Office, I am used to dealing with a moody public.

So, when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice "What's the trouble?"

"I went out this morning" she began, "and when I got home, I found a card saying that the Mailman tried to deliver a package, but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was home all morning! He never heard a thing!"

After apologizing, I got her parcel.

"Oh Good!" she gushed.

"We have been waiting for this for ages!"

"What is it?" I asked.

"My husband's new hearing aid."

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream Parlour, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a Banana split.

The waitress asked kindly,

"Crushed nuts?"

"No", he replied,

"Arthritis"

If so, here are a few things say when you get BUSTED:

1) "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

2) "Whew! I guess I left the top off the White-out, you got here just in time."

3) "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

4) "Just taking the power nap that they raved about in the time management course that I took."

But the Best thing to do is....

5) Raise you head very slowly and say, ".......Amen."

1) Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says

2) Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

3) Panda Mating Fails; Vetrinarian Takes Over

4) Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendent

5) War Dims Hope for Peace

6) If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While

7) Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

8) Man Struck By Lightening: Faces Battery Charge

9) Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft

10) Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

11) Typhoon Rips Through Cemetary; Hundreds Dead

If so, what is your most valuable one?

I have a couple of $100 gold coins from the '76 Olympics, my grandfather left me for my collection, they are my favorite, and most valuable!

on the trees, or in vases? Does anyone know?