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phanti asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles Β· 1 decade ago

Here's a funny, called "Comfort Food"?

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream Parlour, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath, he ordered a Banana split.

The waitress asked kindly,

"Crushed nuts?"

"No", he replied,

"Arthritis"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Oooooh that hurt from a male's perspective.

  • This.Passion.Is.A.Plagurism
    1 decade ago

    That was the worst joke i have ever heard!

  • Ms Mama
    1 decade ago

    Hahahahahahaha good one!

  • ?
    1 decade ago

    That was touching my nose and lungs.

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  • firegirl90
    1 decade ago

    hehe.. cute!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol funny :) !!!

  • angel eyez xx
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    oopps...!

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