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How do like this joke????

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter.

Tell me if this joke made you smile!

-e (I did not make this up)

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    That is pretty funny not "fricin hilarious" but i like it

  • 1 decade ago

    You're paying for the medical bills! My mouth broke from smiling so damn hard.

  • jfmm
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    heeheehee.........

    She must have been having Some Kinda Nightmares, huh? LOL. LOL.

    Great joke! LOL.

  • Norrie
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Very good..stirred it a bit eh !

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  • 1 decade ago

    lol. it make me smile

  • 1 decade ago

    haha! she was very busy....... star for tellin it!

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