pandurtle

Hibernation is ending and it seems that my African Sulcata is blind in one eye. Is this permanent? If not, how can i cure it?

Having the most contacts or the most points? For Judas Rabbi, those two luxuries come hand in hand. Which do you find more appealing? e

It's pretty obvious that my favorite was KT Tunstall. e

I'm building a collection. e

I was stupid enough to buy a guitar for right-handed people and I have recently realized that I'm not very comfortable playing with it. e

Should I:

Play the guitar left-handed and upside down?

or

Re-string it so that I can play left handed?

Which would you consider yourself as? e

Is he multiple geeks with no life and why does the world hate him/them?

Don't waste your time with answers like Madonna or Nelly Furtado. e

How big can my red eared sliders grow to be? I have five. I currently have a pond that holds about 120 gallons. Is that enough to last their lifetime? e

All paper the government uses to print paper in one year or all the trains that pass through grand central station in one year? e

How do I load index cards into EITHER a HP Photosmart or an HP laserjet?

How do I scale the document to print on an 8 x 5 index card? I'm printing from Microsoft Office and im printing to an HP LaserJet 6P printer. Also, how to I align the index card so that I can print on it? Thanks for your help! e

A husband suspects his wife is having an affair. He needs to go on a business trip for several days, so he decides to set a trap for her.

He puts a bowl of milk under the bed. From the bed springs, he suspends a spoon. He has it calibrated so that her weight on the bed will not drop the spoon into the milk. But, if there is any more weight than that, the spoon will drop into the milk and he will detect it upon his return home.

He comes home several days later. The first thing he does is reach under the bed and retrieve the bowl. The bowl is full of butter.

Tell me if this joke made you smile!

-e (I did not make this up)

Find the one that doesn't belong.

bola, casco, falda, gorra.

Here are the translations:

ball, helmet, skirt, baseball cap

"Are you fish or cheese?" Can you tell me what it means? I read it in a book, I think it's vaguely perverted. Something about what you taste like?

A band/singer that is popular, but you just can't stand them.

I understand the 24/7 part, dont waste your time answering that one, but what's "69?"