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The Lion Tamer?

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is an older retired Marine in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The blonde says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss her entire body for several minutes and then rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the Marine and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old Marine replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way!"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Funny! Thanks! I needed a giggle today!

  • ?
    Lv 4
    5 years ago

    A trifle silly i might say to curse the only that holds the handbag, by way of letting rip and venting out, it serves to make the issue worse. Your won't discover any extra advantageous composing than the above, establishing verse. marvelous poem.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao thankyou

  • 1 decade ago

    tehe.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Oh.... my sides!!!

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