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daddio
daddio asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Have you heard this joke?

A man walks into a grocery store and this woman is starring at him.He looks at her and smiles.She says "I think you're one of my children's father". He replies "oh you have mistaken me for someone else I have been married for fifteen years and have never cheated on my wife". All of a sudden he thinks back "Oh no are you the stripper that was at my bachelor party who I made mad pssionate love to on the pool table while you whipped my butt with that wet celery" ."No" she replied I'm your sons teacher"....

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  • belle
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    you deserve a star for cheering me up!!

    i love it !!!

  • Russ
    1 decade ago

    Very funny, going to tell it later to friends and no I never heard it before.

  • *VS*
    1 decade ago

    so funny : ) it's good to hear a joke I haven't heard before

  • UTC
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That was cute.... misinterpretation is always fun.. and makes a good laugh.

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  • Suzanne
    1 decade ago

    That one is good. I haven't heard it before.

  • katie
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    ha ha maybe he should think before he speaks

  • heartlover2000
    1 decade ago

    cute

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha how embarssing.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha, no

  • I <3 My Hamster Smokey!
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    No but, OMG THIS IS TOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

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