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I disconnected the battery it stopped....reconnected the battery and now the horn doesn't work...I also changed the fuse...

I work with a lot of people that speak spanish from different countries.Some say they are Hispanic and some say they are Latino.Without asking everyone where they are from ...I was wondering if certain people are one or the other.

My cat is 11 years old and in the past year he has started to pee on my sons bed. I have used all kinds of different products from the pet store to stop him but nothing seems to work.Please, does anyone know a solution.

My son and his friends being teenagers they are had an egg fight and the dry cleaner says he won't work on the jacket.

This is so funny according to the Plain Dealer newspaper in Ohio... the organization didn't know that she and Josh where an item last year LOL...you think she would of told them if they "didn't know" LOL this is a riot!!!

Why are we talking about all these other teams ? Come on lets tell these people whose gonna win the world series!!!!

I mean you either believe or you don't so why do people ask all these sarcastic Questions if God doesn't interest them....or does HE???

Please forget the wrestling ones ...too many..

At a U2 concert in Ireland , Bono (the lead singer) asks the audience for some quiet. Then he starts to slowly clap his hands.

Holding the audience in total silence, he says into the microphone.."I want you to think about something. Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies."

A voice from the front of the audience yells out....

"Then fookin stop clapping, ya ********!"

You Got To Love the Irish

Best one I ever saw was Clemens against Pedro Martinez.

Forget if you like either one personally or not . I'm talking strickly stats...thanks

I got into a FBL and just so happens half the guys are friends (which I didn't know) because some of us have vetoed some of their ,what they consider "fair trades:, he treatened to take of the ability to veto.Can the commish do that?

I do! There's a man I only know him as Jack.I met him at a church function as an unhappy teenager.He told me that I needed to" stick with the winners". One small but

powerful statement that for some reason stuck with me and what ever I have done since I always make sure I'm doing it with the winners.

A man walks into a grocery store and this woman is starring at him.He looks at her and smiles.She says "I think you're one of my children's father". He replies "oh you have mistaken me for someone else I have been married for fifteen years and have never cheated on my wife". All of a sudden he thinks back "Oh no are you the stripper that was at my bachelor party who I made mad pssionate love to on the pool table while you whipped my butt with that wet celery" ."No" she replied I'm your sons teacher"....

It had like a harmonica on the cover and 2 songs I remember most were" I broke my baby's heart" and"New Walkin' Blues" does anyone no the name of the LP?

I'm thinking about going on a world tour to see if I can find the best ice cream ever! Just kidding but I would like to know in case I'm near there. My favorite is Chocolate Marshmellow and its made by Hodgies in Amesbury,MA.I also like Ben and Jerry's Phish Food

I think it was because of a Serbian man that got killed for going to another country. I'm not sure thanks