Dear Amish friends...?

Dear Non-Amish friend,

One should not text one's 'homeys' as you say (although I believe the proper spelling is 'homies'), churn the butter, and pray to God simultaneously. This kind of multitasking leads to distraction, and inevitably takes away from the individual glory and importance of each of those tasks. First pray to God. That should be your utmost priority. Then, churn the butter. It's best to get one's chore's out of the way early on in the day. Then you may text your beloved homies without the burden of uncompleted work on your shoulders. God bless, irreverent friend.

Amish kids on Rumspringa don't pray or churn butter, they just text, all day, to each other. They also drink, and drive.... Oh, and to say they do not have electricity is not always accurate, some use solar power.. It's not so much to not have things, but to limit association with the outside world, so no power or gas lines, but not always no power at all..

No Amish is going to answer because they do not have electricity or computers!

wow, I doubt that the Amish people would even be on the net

get the depression off!

pray and you will be free!

Why are you depressed?

You're a clown, thanks for the chuckle.