Is your hairdresser quite mad?

My hairdresser has a shop accross from a church. If you go and there is a wedding, everything stops and everyone rushes to the windows so we can have a critique of the Bride, bridesmaids, mothers, etc!! Staff, customers, everyone. disnae matter if your in curlers or half way through getting washed, you stop it and go to the window!!

Oh and he once referred to a rival as "the Norma Desmond of the hairdressing world"!

But he is dead good and he's been on richard and Judy!

Oh yea, and NONE of his customers would DARE get married in that church cause he is a very harsh critic!!!

Not strange, just annoying. I go to one of those chain store salons, and I swear they hire beauty school drop outs. No matter what I tell her to do, she doesn't know how to do it or "it's not possible to do that." I'm not asking for a replica of the Taj Mahal on top of my head, just something a little shorter on top but left longer in back (yeah, I guess mulletish). But she can't figure out how to do that? Or telling her to give me a shoulder length bob and she cuts all the way up to my chin before realizing it's too short.

No, but he probably thinks I am. Actually, he doesn't speak English and I only speak a tiny bit of Turkish, but he's the best hairdresser I've ever had. We must look ridiculous trying to communicate my requirements!!!

My hairdresser is mad. I drove him!

One day, while brushing my hair, he said "Where are WE going this weekend?" I answered "Me and You?" He laughed. Next time he said "Did WE see any good film lately?" I answered again "ME with YOU?" He laughed. After many times of this "WE" method of conversation., I decided this: Just before he started brushing my hair I asked him "Where did WE buy this T shirt from?" He was puzzled because I was wearing a dress..... I did that about ten times. Now, he brushes my hair in absolute silence. Thank God! He is doing a good job!!

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Bear flambee!!!!

Yeah, the hairdresser kept trying to use the rebonding iron on my ear instead of my hair.

Guyz that the hairdressers are the perfect but some of them are not good because they don't do their to the extreme that you feel you are comfortable.

i very rarely got to the hairdressers but she is nice

oh ur poor ears !!! lol

Mine's an Apache. He plays arrows for the local ;)

I flipping hope not cos I've an appointment this afternoon.

I think lots of barbers do that to men- you must have had hairy lug holes!