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Let's play "How bad is it?"?

Some of you remember the old Johnny Carson monologue joke he'd do, where he'd say "I just went to X and it was so cold..." and the audience would say "How cold was it?" and he'd say "It was so cold that I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets." or something like that.

So. That's what I'm looking for for answers here.

This new immigration bill is bad. How bad is it?

Update:

Me2 is on the right track here. I'll give my own example... It's so bad the Treasury is going to replace "In God we trust with "Yo quiero Taco Bell"

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    It is so bad, my son, wants to know soon they are going to change the name of the White House to the, Casa Blanco

  • 1 decade ago

    Its a due nothing bill. You have to sign up for a zvisa first which means you have to go back to Mexico probably for a year or more so you lose your job here so how many are going to do that. Secondly if you have a criminal record your refused re-admittance so all the crooks are out. Thirdly if your well educated and have a skill you get top priority after returning to Mexico which once again means you probably going to lose your good paying job so there not signing up. Then to top it all of its going to take at least 10 years to get citizenship so all the old are out. Who the heck is going to sign up for this.

  • Chef D
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    The bill is bad for immigrants , but good for the USA, as they will make a lot of money from the illegal immigrants by charging $1000 for the visa and by charging another $4000 if they wish to become legal in this country.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This bill is so bad,AMERICANS ACTUALLY, think their pissed on vegetables will be cheaper... this bill is so bad,it tastes like ecoli,..this bill is so bad.....Our government actually wants to bring back diseases we havent seen in years......This bill is so bad if it was a peso,there wouldnt be enough of it to wipe your *** with........This bill is so bad....if you kill someone it will be legal now,This bill is so bad,if you want to deal drugs you will be givin a merit badge....and on and on.........This bill is a scam people,who honestly thinks a illegal immigrant will come up with 5,000 and want to be a citizen? They dont want to be Americans,they want America,HELLO?This bill is so bad if you ate a burritto and passed gas you would get better results,this bill is so bad even if you worked at a taco stand you wouldnt sign it.

    Source(s): This bill is so bad that if Juan asked Jose what it ment,they would both break their necks getting to the welfare office.
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The enforcement of the bill will be done by former illegals because they will do it cheaper then natural born citizens.

  • 1 decade ago

    Its so bad that not only do Pelosi and Reid like it... but even President Bush is all for this one.

  • ebby
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    It is so bad we may not recover.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it's so bad our politicians are playing with each other.

  • km
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    It is so bad it is almost looking good.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Its so bad, its worse than the smell of your dingleberries!

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