FUNNY.............Hope to make you laugh?

thank you..first one i have looked since i came in , certainly put the smile back on my face ,,!!

Cute

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,

although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last

time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care

ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it

works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply

eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is

nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now

enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition

because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my

balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so

hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??

Good one xx

Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!

Funny made me giggle!

cool darlin xx

Is the laptop for sale? I need one?!

hahahahaha

hehehe! still laughing