Who is your mortal enemy and why?

Myself......The only one who can harm my present or my future in any aspect is myself. It is a constant struggle to keep going when I want to give up, to push past the limitations I have set in my mind against myself and ignore my impulses to retaliate against those who try to hurt or harm me.

Dick Cheney. I mean, seriously: He was in both Bush administrations during both Iraq fooferaws, and got a doozy of a retirement package from Halliburton and kickbacks from other involved corporations. Is that just a coincidence? I have problems believing that. I'd throw him in a shark tank, if I didn't think all that fat would harm the sharks.

Harry Potter.

this fat girl named tamara smith. she bothers me all the time and is always stealing my stuff from my home. and her 4 year old kid is literally stupid. its not his fault, and he has no medical problems, but the mother is quite ignorant and lets her son be that way also. she is my mortal enemy because she woke me up at 5 in the morning to tell me her dumb dog was having puppies. dont get me wgong, i love puppies, but my husband had just gotten home from a deployment in iraq, and he was used to "killing" the loud noises that woke him up (she pounded on my window like a maniac for about 10 minutes until we told her to go away, then she went home and called us repeatedly for another 20 mins) and my husband went to reach for his weapon. there wasnt one in the house, but it was his force of habbit, and it really freaked me out. her husband was home from iraq also, so she should have known, but when we confronted her about it, she acted like we were trying to eat her puppies or something, just totally flipped..

oh, and whenever i cooked fried chicken, she could smell it from her house and invite herself over and eat all of my food.

yes, the tubby one is my mortal enemy!

The evil Jesse Jackson. I mean seriously, he was never even in the Jackson five. Who's he trying to kid?!?!?

The Grim.

judas rabbi cuz he makes me look bad (and like i have a life but thats a good thing) im just kidding

Laziness and the ability to do good but you neglect it

BARNEY. Because I hate big purple things.

i don't have any enemies as far as i know