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Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by

him and the man immediately gets an ere ction. The woman notices his ere ction,comes over to him grinning sweetly and says: "Sir, did you call for me?"

Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" She says: "You must be new here; let me explain. It's a rule here that if I give you an ere ction, it implies you

called for me." Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down on a towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down,and farts. Within a few seconds a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm ere ction lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says:

"Sir, did you call for me?" Bob replies: "No, what do you mean?" The Huge Man:"You must be new here; it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me."