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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Joke!! Is there something wrong?

A woman takes her 16year old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs Jones, what's the problem?"

The mother says, "It's my daughter Irene. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight, and she's sick most mornings."

The doctor gives Irene a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "well, i don't know how to tell you this, but your Irene is about four months pregnant."

The mother says "PREGNANT!!" she can't be; she has never ever been left alone with a man" Have you Irene?"

Irene says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"

The doctor walks over to the window and just stares out of it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there, Doctor?"

The doctor replies, "No not really. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be dammed if I'm going to miss it this time!"

(Goodnight everyone!!)

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  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Great one Fidgety.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    I also am waiting for the Star.!!! ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    LMIAOSFHISMS Brillaint and a further example of the old joke.

    Why was Jesus not born In Ireland.?

    They couldn't find Three Wise Men nor a Virgin.

    The last time I posted this I got a violation so wait for it.

    STAR

    Source(s): The Big Book of Irish Jokes ( My Head )
  • 6 years ago

    I found that hilarious im still laughing!! But why irene though? Was that a random name picked or does it add irony or funniness to the joke? Just wondering... But still funny as hell! 😂

    Source(s): My own opinions from my brain. 😊
  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    I've read this joke sometime in May, and loved it.Thanks for putting it forward again. Good morning to you.

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  • Mike
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Did not see it coming at all, one of the best jokes this week

    thanks a lot, puts a bit of pressure off of the exams......going back to study...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nice one

  • 1 decade ago

    And the agnostic said good joke. Hope you had a good nights sleep.

  • 1 decade ago

    Very Funny

    I might die laughing if it werent makin fun of ppls religion

  • 1 decade ago

    A good one.

  • tina
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    thats a good 1.

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