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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Shipwreck Joke?

A New Zealander was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him.

Looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a deserted island.

After being there a while, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch the sun set.

One particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful cirrus clouds the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect night for romance. As they sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the lonely Kiwi.

Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it.

But the sheepdog, ever protective of the sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from around the sheep.

After that, the three of them continued to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by and, lo and behold, there was another shipwreck. The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen.

She was in a pretty bad way when he rescued her and he slowly nursed her back to health.

When the young maiden was well enough, he introduced her to their evening beach ritual.

It was another beautiful evening red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.

Pretty soon, the Kiwi started to get "those feelings" again.

He fought the urges as long as he could, but he finally gave in and, realizing he now had the opportunity, leaned over to the young woman, cautiously, and whispered in her ear,

"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Typical Kiwi's!

  • 1 decade ago

    EXCELLENT!!!

    i'm no kiwi but i'd probably do the same....women are so complex at least with the sheep you know where you stand....behind it with the sheep facing the edge of the cliff!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Got to send this one to a kiwi friend!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Funny.

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  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    That's a good one!

  • JAM123
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Great one Pinhead.!!!

    10/10.!!!

    Funny.

  • 1 decade ago

    He trusted the dog so much!

  • 1 decade ago

    That was gross and funny!!

    star 4 u

  • lmao.. omg! that is so wrong.. quite funny

    hahahahahahahahahahahaha

    good one.. thanx for sharing

  • 1 decade ago

    that was a pretty good one

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