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I can't think of a question - but what's the best answer you have lying around waiting to be used?

Update:

Oh dear, I am already noticing (with a couple of exceptions) a sense-of-humour shortfall this afternoon.

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Update 2:

Oh, look, some humour creeping through.

Sarah ... you know you want to, sweetie!

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Update 3:

Oh, look, some humour creeping through.

Sarah ... you know you want to, sweetie!

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Update 4:

Why did my note appear twice?

Update 5:

Acimadeseu: chocolate pizza is wrong? Now you tell me!

Update 6:

FRUITCAKE: what question did you ask to get that answer?

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  • mia
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    A series of random ramblings............................................

    Don't worry about it, just do it, It's only the first step in anything that is ever truly difficult. Tomorrow's another day. Look at someone with your head tilted, when they ask you why say ' sorry, I was just trying to imagine you with a personality'. Eeezy now. Always peal bananas from the black, flat end, it's easier. The easiest, quickest pudding to make is: 2 eggs, 2 TLBS Sugar, 2 TLBS Marg/butter, 4 TLBS self-raising fluor, mix butter and sugar, add eggs and fluor, put into a pudding bowl with 2 TLBS syrup, or chocolate spread on the bottom, cover with peirced cling film, microwave for approx 2 - 3 mins, viola, realy light spong pudding. Oven dried Nan bread makes great breadcrumbs for coating or stuffing. Through adversity you gain strength. You get a more useful education from the university of life than any other. Try to be a why not me person and not a why me type, when you see someone worse off than you, ask yourself: Why not me? the answer, because you are fortunate and have much to feel thankful for. Tis better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. Yes abetterfate you are wonderful, kind and intelligent and I like you.

  • 1 decade ago

    I looked around and found several, viz:

    14

    The left elbow.

    Berlin, Germany in 1884, and things haven't been right since.

    Some do, some don't, don't worry about it.

    Sorry, but big words make me vertiginous.

    "It was a dark and stormy night..." - I used to see that one a lot

    I was in L'viv, Ukraine at the time, it didn't happen like the US press said.

    Love of all flavors is a Gift from God, so some sort of religious "justification" for bigotry is a bunch of bull.

    Greenland may be next.

    About 75° F

    I add half a cup of graham flour, makes the bread much tastier.

    To err is humour, to moo, bovine.

    A charged particle is called an ion, not an atom, you visigoth!

    A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender said "Hey buddy, why the long face?"

    If you can find the questions that go with these answers, PLEASE call 1-800-LOST-QUESTIONS

  • 1 decade ago

    Question Who won the last world cup>Answer i dream of saying Northern Ireland> Well i can dream X Cindy

  • 1 decade ago

    I have tons of best answers scattered around, the trick though is getting motivated to rummage through them. And after a night of Jack Daniels the motivation is pretty slim. Fair enough I'll reach down and grab the nearest one, it says....."I like pickles"

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well, I've used it, but it could be used again!!!! It's: I eat the cows that are creating the methane gas, but I'm only one person!!! I think I need a hamburger!!

  • 1 decade ago

    In my opinion, chocolate is the answer to everything, except what to put on pizza.

    Enjoy your day!

  • lulu
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Yes, but never on a first date, in church, whilst eating a pizza or swimming.

  • 1 decade ago

    Well, at least now I am wiser for it! Still awaiting the lab results though!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    he said 'lie back it wont hurt', she opened her mouth and closed her eyes, she wasnt sure what it would feel like so she grabbed the chair arms. her hands gripped into the leather. Once he was inside her mouth she gagged. the dentist said 'sorry there, but i just need to check your back teeth too'

  • 1 decade ago

    Dont forget to wear clean underwear, Dear.

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