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Who wants to hear a joke?

During a night out, two male dwarves chat up two girls and take them home.

The 1st dwarf can't get it up and to make things worse all he can hear from the next bedroom all night is "1,2,3 Uuuuh"

The next morning the 1st dwarf says to the second "How embarrassing, I couldn't even get an hard on."

The 2nd dwarf replies, "You think that's bad? I couldn't even get on the F @ @ king bed!!!

TA DAH!!!! .... If you like this joke please give me a star.

Update:

Nicolette - thanx x

Ollie - Do you ever give stars??!!

Update 2:

JOKA2PAK.... sorry to have looked stupid by asking for stars..... but answer me this..... How stupid do you look by giving your mate joka best answer each time for the 3 questions you've asked?!! touche

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  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    LOL!

    i liked it, as i usually like your jokes.

    satr as usuall

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    Joke got run over by a car, Joke died and that was the end of Joke.

  • 1 decade ago

    That was really funny

    and yes you do get a star from me

    enjoy

    keep em comin

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...

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  • Not heard this one before,Have a star.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ive heard it before but still like it. STAR for you

  • melady
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Hi Ho Hi Ho It's a very funny joke you told.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it was mediocre but not worthy fo a star sorry

  • 1 decade ago

    funny, I like dwarfs.

  • Ollie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    That is OLD! I am sorry but for one THAT old I cannot offer a star..

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