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Would You Get Married Again?
A husband and wife were lying in bed together one night. The wife rolled over and placed her hand lovingly on the chest of her husband.
"Honey," the wife said, "if I died would you get married again?"
The husband said, "Never, my dear."
The wife said, "I'm sure you would."
So the husband said, "Okay, I would"
"Would you let her sleep in our bed?" the wife asked.
And the husband replied, "I suppose so."
Then the wife asked, "Would you let her wear my clothes?"
"I doubt she'd want to," the husband said. "She'd be so much thinner."
11 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Wife: Yea ok. I'd make sure you die first then.
And, when I remarry, he would be lying here but definitely cant fit into your pants. He would definitely have a much bigger member than you!
HAHAHA
that dumb guy is so evil!!
- chloe1stLv 41 decade ago
LOL I posted a similar joke today and it got removed, I'm glad yours got left on
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
good one
