Before I press my spoon against this high-pressure can of refrigerated biscuits, any last words?

Don't do it, man!!

Just put the biscuits down and step away slowly.

Don't be a hero, Alec!!!!

I've got eight cans of Silly string and a rather unlimited supply of dragon-fire (after all, I am an anthro-dragon character!) Grawwwr. Yet since I am an Old Sport, may I suggest letting those fridged bickies get really old and moldy before opening them? In that way, the cans will explode open with concussive force, from all that compressed fermentation.

Step away from the counter and turn your head away. I have a jar of Chicken Gravy on the pantry shelf and can bring it over, if you wish. Buscuits and gravy are made for each other.

*sigh* like i told you last time you made biscuits...YOU can clean the goo off the ceiling. You know where the ladder and the scraper are...

Can I watch the biscuits exploded out of the can? I like to see them ooze out, its nice and white and creamy. lol

Goodbye, and if by some chance you survive, give me some biscuits when they're done.

Don't forget to butter those biscuits.

Totally. Last week I think it blow off part of my eyebrow!

Love the Dalek, by the way. =]

Preheat the oven.Do you have ear plugs and eye protection?

Duck,