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I'm pretty sure it was between 3 weeks and 20 years.

Had that happen to me today. And in turn, I warned the next car after I passed it.

International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day is tomorrow, Sept. 19th.

Quite possibly the most awesome holiday ever congealed in the dark piratey heart of the Earth. Tied only with Day of the Ninja.

... the fact that we are one week away from International Talk-Like-A-Pirate Day!?

September 19th ...

Ye be warned.

Does that mean said person enjoys waffles a bit too much? As if such a thing were possible.

Very well then ...

*starts juggling 8 flaming laser chainsaws ... coated with honey ... in a rabid were-shark-bear pit*

Okay, I need some input as to where to direct the resources of the laboratory personnel.

1) Soft drinks that taste like human emotions ... Y/N? (Who hasn't wanted a taste of madness? Or the magical flavor of wonder? Diet Joy?)

2) Ultraviolet ink tattoos. They only show up under UV light ... Y/N?

3) 20 foot tall cybernetic doom alligators ... that shoot laser chainsaws from their eyes ... and the laser chainsaws are on fire ... Y/N?

4) Flashlight Pez dispensers ... Y/N?

5) Spreadable First-Aid Gel for irregularly shaped wounds ... Y/N?

6) Rocket shoes ... but you have to log 3,000 flight hours with a certified rocket shoe instructor and pass a written, oral and driving test first ... Y/N?

7. Mutant household sponges whose sole purpose is to destroy mankind ... Y/N?

Someone tell me! It's keeping me up nights.

During my ride on the "Tatsu", one of the roller coasters at Six Flags Magic Mountain, what did I yell just before the first drop?

Was it:

A) This is one small step for man, one giant fall for AAAAAAAHHHH!!

B) Oh my god, my change fell out of my pockets!! Look out below!

C) With my last breath, I curse Zoidberg!

D) There's something on the wing, some THING out there on the wing!

Okay, here's what you do ...

Take your mp3 or CD or record player or barbershop quartet and set it on 'Random' or 'Shuffle'.

Now, fill in the blanks with the next five songs that play.

1. He slammed on the brakes and yelled ________.

2. Seriously officer, I didn't know that it was illegal to _______.

3. Doctor, the tests show he has a case of ________.

4. _____________, are you crazy?!

5. For the next 2 minutes, there is a special on ________.

For example, my answer to #1 is ... "The last thing I want to do is Hit That."

I am being recommended questions about Amish Friendship bread?

I know nothing about Amish Friendship bread! Where are they getting their information from? What about me implies that I have an extensive knowledge about Amish breads?

Do you find that the songs that play tend to fit your current mood, or it is it that because of your mood you are more aware of certain songs?

Until you've asked if a complex, convoluted series of unrelated events has made you pregnant?

Such as, "I just cross-checked a penguin into the breakfast aisle on the last Tuesday of Fall, am I pregnant?"

*writing answer in sealed envelope and placing it on table*

Shouldn't it just be 'frige' then?

No more jelly beans, please, my mind has gone into another dimension.

This guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4rIE5Fu9Nc

Or the Fool that follows him?

My TimeFridge is experiencing some turbulence on landings.

I can't reduce its size anymore and I've already artificially increased the viscosity of the fluid dynamics of the surrounding mediums.

But my Reynolds number, and subsequently my laminar-turbulent transition is steadily increasing, vis-à-vis boundary layer skin friction.