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Is it true that you're not considered a P&S veteran ...?

Until you've asked if a complex, convoluted series of unrelated events has made you pregnant?

Such as, "I just cross-checked a penguin into the breakfast aisle on the last Tuesday of Fall, am I pregnant?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Heh. I once posted that I dreamed of bats and woke up with two small holes in my neck, could I be pregnant? BA went to the Dalek who said he stabbed me in the neck with a seafood fork during an all-night Batman Begins marathon... ahhh memories...

    so wait... does that make me a veteran or not? my series of events weren't entirely unrelated til the Dalek came along....

    Source(s): And no, you're not pregnant. Unless you were visiting Australia at the time, in which case it was Spring and already Wednesday.
  • 1 decade ago

    I'm pretty sure you're not preggers, but just to be safe.....

    ......Hold this little test strip in your urine stream.

    Note: WOMBAT® brand test strips are 95% guaranteed not to cause birth defects.

    Note: If you experience unusual symptoms, such as hyperventilation, back pain, bitchiness, unusual food cravings, morning sickness, and/or abdominal distension, continue use anyway.

  • 1 decade ago

    It would be fair to call that a rite of passage.

    (Rotting my brain on P&S since 2006.)

  • 1 decade ago

    That doesn't necessarily make you a veteran, it only makes you slightly annoying.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Oh, you should post that question! That'll annoy everybody!! lol

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