Mad Scientist Invention Survey?

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1. Yes! I've always wondered what ambivalence tastes like.

2. Can they show up under black light too? You know, to detract from all the lint on your shirt?

3. Hell yes, with a side of yes.

4. As long as there's no C3-PO. And do they contain glow in the dark pez in case the batteries die?

5. *accidentally slices finger open on the letter Z*... I'll go with yes.

6. Uhm.. but your lab personnel get to TEST them, right?

7. Hell yes squared, with a biggie sized side of yes.

1) Soft drinks that taste like human emotions ... Y/N? (Who hasn't wanted a taste of madness? Or the magical flavor of wonder? Diet Joy?) Hmmm... this seems destined to wind up in my department. Now, are we wanting to use these sodas to possibly control emotions or simply put the consumers in a euphoric state so as to make it easier for conquering?

2) Ultraviolet ink tattoos. They only show up under UV light ... Y/N? These have already been developed by ravers! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UV_tattoo

3) 20 foot tall cybernetic doom alligators ... that shoot laser chainsaws from their eyes ... and the laser chainsaws are on fire ... Y/N? Oh hell yes!!!!

4) Flashlight Pez dispensers ... Y/N? Eh, to what end? I already developed a lightsaber Pez dispenser...

5) Spreadable First-Aid Gel for irregularly shaped wounds ... Y/N? Hmmm The countless troops in my Legions of Doom might benefit from this...

6) Rocket shoes ... but you have to log 3,000 flight hours with a certified rocket shoe instructor and pass a written, oral and driving test first ... Y/N? But I just spent $80,000 updating my jet packs!!!

7. Mutant household sponges whose sole purpose is to destroy mankind ... Y/N? Only if they leave everything smelling Pine-Sol Fresh!

1) How 'bout margaritas spiked with a liberal dose of crystal meth? Wonder, joy, then of course, the madness, lots of madness all wrapped into one.. And what does it taste like? Citrus, with a hint of rotten cactus and gasoline.

2) I hate to say it's been done already. Truth being stranger than fiction, and all. Then again, few Mad Scientists and Evil Overlords are successful without resorting to plagiarism and patent infringement occasionally. They just won't admit it.

3) OK forget what I said about patent infringement...... *hastily shoves his secret plans into his triple-lock, unobtainium safe.*

4) You need to make them 100% solar-powered, otherwise I don't see how they'd be practical.

5) I suggest you perfect this one before you even think about developing 3).

6) This could make a lot of sports obsolete. May end up being banned in the Olympics.

7) I think the normal ones are pretty good at killing people already.Yes, they can sense your confusion. It's only a matter of time.

Doom alligators shooting fiery laser chainsaws from their eyes. LOL

rocket shoes hell yes.

We could all be Iron Man

caught me off gaurd

tbe

1 y

2 y

3 cool. y

4. . . .y

5 n

6 n

7 YES! ! ! ! !

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