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If one is a mEggolomaniac ...?

Does that mean said person enjoys waffles a bit too much? As if such a thing were possible.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Your level of waffle enjoyment (w) can be calculated using the following equation:

    w=x² + ½(yª)

    where “x” indicates the willingness to leggo, “y” is the amount of willpower required to ignore blueberry waffles in the freezer when house sitting, and “a” is a meaningless variable thrown in to make the equation unsolveable, thereby inducing you to rob the waffle aisle of your local grocer at squirtgunpoint.

    If “w” is greater than or equal to -13.7, you need more maple syrup.

    Source(s): And if the waffles in question are chocolate chip, I'll help you dispose of the evidence before your next 12 step meeting =)
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Waffles are one of the most sacred foods in the Church of the Great Narwhal. Waffles, taquitos, and then most Holy of Holies: Bacon...

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    that is possible

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