I'll confess up front this is old but....What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette?

Pretty good

hehehe... thts a gud 1 ! got sum 4 u 2... :)

njoy!

A blonde went into a world wide message centre to send a message to

>

>>> her mother overseas.

>>>

>>> When the man told her it would cost $300, she

>>> exclaimed: "I don't have any money. But I'd do ANYTHING to get a

>>> message to my mother".

>>>

>>> The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect).

>>>

>>> "Anything?" he asked.

>>>

>>> "Yes, yes, anything" the blonde promised.

>>>

>>> "Well then, just follow me", said the man as he walked towards the

>>> next room. The blonde did as she was told and followed the man.

>>>

>>> "Come in and close the door" the man said.

>>>

>>> She did. He then said "Now get on your knees."

>>>

>>> She did. "Now take down my zipper".

>>>

>>> She did. "Now go ahead ... take it out...." he said.

>>>>>> She reached in and grabbed it with both hands then paused.

The man closed his eyes and whispered "Well............ go ahead".

>>>

>>> The blonde slowly brought her mouth closer to it and while holding

> it

>>> close to her lips, tentatively said...........

"Hello. Mom, can you hear me?"

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postman Pat - The best blonde joke by far!!!

It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the post through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500.

At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an18-carat gold box.

The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old Scotch whisky.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.

When he had had enough they went downstairs, where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and freshly-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the five dollars for?"

"Well," said the dumb blonde, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you".

He said, "F*** him. Give him five bucks."

She smiled prettily. "The breakfast was my idea."

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hope u enjoyed those! lol

Did you ever notice that Blondes didn't get the" Dumb" reputation until BRUNETTES discovery Hair Dye!

what do you call a brunette in between 2 blondes?

interrupter

Why would you ask a question and then give the answer.

You are what some people call an OXYMORON!

that's ok what does a red head say after 40 orgasms?

are ya'll from the same team?

now, guess who has red hair....lol

Really I never heard this one before. I really want to tell all my friends about this.

HaHa

loooooooooooooool hillarious i have to give you a thumbs up you made my night

still laughting.

yes its old but funny