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bejay
Lv 4
bejay asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

Sorry folks another blonde joke coming!?

A Ventriquilist is prefoming in a club, he goes through the obligitory Mother in law & Wife jokes so he moves on to Blondes. Soon a young blonde leaps to her feet.

Stop! she shouts, you're so offensive do you think we blondes don't have feelings? it's so hurtfull....then she begins to sob.

The performer is embarrased & saddend by her outburst so he begins to express his regret.

Oh shut up she screams, I'm talking to that little runt on your lap!!!!!!

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  • melady
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Applause!!!! I take my hat of to you (exposing a mane of long blonde hair). That was one of the best blonde jokes I've heard. (read)

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    i like it, sorry, i had to respond in an appropriate manner LOL, take care and good luck. A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded the blonde "stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!". He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face. He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on her car and sets it on fire. He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down. "What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde. She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Two blondes were walking down the street. One of the blondes noticed a compact laying on the ground. She picks it up, looks into the mirror, and says to the other blonde, "wow, this person really looks familiar". The other blonde takes the compact, looks into it and says, "You dummy! That's me."

  • 1 decade ago

    Ha ha

  • 1 decade ago

    good one 10+

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha he he

  • 1 decade ago

    lmao

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol! That was funny.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    When someone else answers this question please tell me what it means i dont get it srry.

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