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husband and wife...?
Wife: Wat would u do if i died? wud u get married again?
Husband: Definitely not!
Wife: Why not- don't u lyk being married?
Husband: Of course i do.
Wife: Then why wouldn't u remarry?
Husband:Okay. I'd get married then.
Wife: U would?
Husband: (groan)
Wife: Would u sleep with her in our bed?
Husband: I've never evn thought about it, but where else would we sleep?
Wife: Would u replace my pictures with hers?
Husband: I can't imagine why you're asking me questions like this, but that would seem like proper thing to do.
Wife: Would she use my golf clubs?
Husband: No, she's left-handed.
Wife: (silence)
Husband: (s**t!)
If u lyk it, give me a star. if not, its ok.
19 Answers
- Anonymous5 years ago
The break up letter, God's email and definition of wife and mother were just too good. Tomorrow morning the first thing i would be doing ofcourse after brushing my teeth would be telling them to my friends! You deserve lots of stars! Ok my Character map isnt allowing me to copy stars, so please adjust with these hearts! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥... LOL God knows how many thumbs down i'll get for this one! Anyway, Cheers! :) Rudra
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Cute
- 1 decade ago
Oh go on then... you deserve the star. It did make me laugh. Typical woman fishing.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
you get a star, you made me read it 3 times
- 1 decade ago
good joke! (i feel sorry for the wife though, and the husband,after shes done with him) hehe
- Anonymous1 decade ago
Not bad, have a star!
