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rattlesnake......star if funny....xx?
Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby.
"I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground."
The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries.
"He says you're gonna die."
12 Answers
- Anonymous1 decade ago
It's a good one,but I've heard it plenty of times before. Keep them coming though because I love a good joke.
- msijgLv 51 decade ago
this is funny but some people who dont like death or dying may be offended by this.
sounds like something i would say-who told them to go hiking anyway, lol
i hope this helps
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
Good one !! never heard it b4!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
it's not that good but it's not bad either.
4outta10
