How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How many members of the Bush Administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

Q: How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Four hundred and seventy one:

12 to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb;

23 to deregulate the light bulb industry;

16 to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D;

34 to cut the marginal tax rate on high-wattage light bulbs;

9 to threaten trade sanctions if Germany and Japan don't start buying more 110-volt bulbs;

53 to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb;

41 to chat with defence contractors about equipping everyone in the building with night-vision gear instead;

And 283 to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs, or screwing anything, on the Internet.

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They can't screw a light bulb but they can screw a whole country i no time

Impossible, they have tried it and found that a light bulb is too small to screw in. They use a bed instead.

none cause they couldn't find a light bulb even if it was in their hand

3...

1 to blame Clinton for the bulb operating poorly.

1 to tell us that tax cuts will fix it.

1 to cover-up the lie about the bulb in the first place.

I thought it was "none" because it's too dark to see the bulb.

Ok, you asked a question then answered it. This joke should be in the jokes and riddle section.

It doesn't get any funnier the 50th time you hear it.