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Adventure of Tom & Huckleberry? True story?
Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn are playing outside a Ranch house.
They notice a man going up and chapping the door. A young lady answers it and he says "Joey sent me"
The lady says"How much you got?" to which the man replies"5 dollars". She ushers him inside and about 30 minutes later he leaves.
Tom & Huck watch a further 3 people doing the same .
Tom says to Huck "You got any money?"
"Yes ," says Huck, "37cents" ,
"Right" says Tom "I've got 40 cents. Lets go!".
So up the step to the door and knock on it.
The young lady answers and says "Who sent you?"
"Joey"says Tom.
"How much you got?"
"77 cents." says Tom.
She takes them inside and kicks both of them in the balls. Gives their faces a good slap and finally boots their arses out the door.
"Thank God we didnt have 5 dollars" ,says Huck. "I could'nt stand half an hour of that!"
