What would be a really cool plot for a movie?

a woman who loves a man, but cannot have him because he is a priest. then the nun has the hots for the milkman, but he is gay and loves the priest also. so they arrange to have the nun seduce the priest and get him defrocked and then he figures out that he is gay and ends up getting it in the end from the milkman as the nun stands by with a leather whip and 6" heels and directs the action.

Its called Flightmasters heres the plot

Maverick is a hot pilot. When he encounters a pair of MiGs over the Persian Gulf, his wingman is clearly outflown and freaks. On almost no fuel, Maverick is able to talk him back down to the Carrier. When his wingman turns in his wings, Maverick is moved up in the standings and sent to the Top Gun Naval Flying School. There he fights the attitudes of the other pilots and an old story of his father's death in combat that killed others due to his father's error. Maverick struggles to be the best pilot, stepping on the toes of his other students and in a different way to Charlie, a civilian instructor to whom he is strongly attracted.

Killer Tomatoes......wait