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fortuna0820 asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

Why the Chickens Cross the Road?

The answer to this question funnier than one I know gets 10 points.

:-)

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  • ?
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    To get away from you!

    =P

  • WonderGirl
    1 decade ago

    To boldly go where no chicken has gone before!

    None of the others have actually made it across yet.

  • Just L
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    To get away from Colonel Sanders.

  • fivefootzero
    1 decade ago

    If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.

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  • N8t!^3 B@ll@
    1 decade ago

    to go to mc donalds to visit the chicken nuggets that used to be their friends!! LOL

  • ♥♥Pro♥♥
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Cuz it's egg rolled to the other side

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    To see his flat mate

  • Smoothie
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    There's a road...?

  • Rambooze
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    The rooster was there

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol haha hehe good one!

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