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Guts or Balls?
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
11 Answers
- 1 decade agoFavorite Answer
I actually laughed out loud and I am still at work... supposed to be working! That was cracker! Have a star!
- 5 years ago
Guts/Balls - All I have to say is your 'lads' better be able to give one hll of a blowjbo... Cause if you take that attitude with me that's the only place you're getting one. _________ elchavo... Read my mind. I was leaning toward that one but decided against it.
- 1 decade ago
The obvious difference is the height!!
A kick in the gut....You will most likely fall..
A good kick in the balls...You should jump about a metre!!!
- Anonymous1 decade ago
i don't think i`ll try either death is a definite ending.
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- Anonymous1 decade ago
one of my oldies, but still gets a laugh :)
