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Impress me........?

come on be creative. it can be funny....or terrible sad!

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  • Eudora
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    This isn't too impressive... just something I wrote my daughter.

    Couldn't think of anything else.

    ................

    For Melissa

    Yes, Love, you’ve learned that life isn’t fair,

    So look toward the light when it’s dark everywhere.

    Cling, Dear, to hope when you’re filled with despair.

    There’s still compassion when those near just don’t care.

    Sometimes people will hurt you and you can’t find a friend,

    And you feel you are losing (Love, we can’t always win),

    Just watch for the morning, though night’s closing in.

    Love, always remember, tomorrow life dawns again.

    We must still be faithful, though some prove untrue.

    Know, Dear, it’s through pain that life springs anew!

    We grow from the pain that we all must go through

    Everyone faces darkness, Love, it’s not only you.

    There is still love, though some folks preach hate.

    When resentment comes to you, Dear, let it abate

    And if you want vengeance, Love, please ask it to wait.

    Those who have wronged you have forged their own fate.

    When some say you’ll lose, just turn toward the sun!

    There’s been doom preachers since life’s begun

    Who’ll try to convince you things just can’t be done.

    But Love, just don’t listen, for They’ve never won.

    Some mornings will break with storm clouds and rain,

    But each drop contains life for foliage and man.

    And each precious drop resonates new life’s refrain.

    With vital nectar. Storms are part of the chain.

    Sorrows will come, Love, to fill you with pain,

    But don’t waste time hating or placing blame.

    Such things will consume you, like moths in a flame.

    Each teardrop that falls knows you’ll smile again.

    Depression comes, Love, but Hope’s always there

    So please don’t let your heart be filled with despair.

    Some people will hurt you, while others will care.

    But God always loves you. Just send up a flare!

    You are so lovely in name, face, body, and soul.

    As physical beauty fades and time takes its toll,

    It’s your soul that survives, so make that your goal

    For, Sweetheart, no other way will you be whole.

    These simple words, Love, were written for you.

    Maybe they’ll help you with what you go through.

    So read them, My Love, when you’re feeling blue.

    And remember:

    Some hearts may falter, but mine’s Always true!

  • Sara H
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    I own 2 pet tigers and 2 pet wallabies.

    Is that impressive enough? I'm too tired to think up creative things, so hopefully my beautiful farm will impress you.

  • 1 decade ago

    Hmm it would be easier if I knew what impressed you now wouldn't it? Talk to me on Yahoo IM =^-^= I'm a pretty cool person!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tonight If a big fat man jumps into your house, takes you into a huge bag and gets you to me, dont get amazed.

    I just asked Santa Clause to get me Worlds most cutest, lovliest, sweetest person to me. So it must be you, so dont get surprised when it happens.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I made a peach pie today from peaches that I myself pick from a tree - impressed?

  • 1 decade ago

    i feel like such a brat posting this. but you asked to be impressed so this is probably my most impressive:

    i have 3 of my own cars and i can't even drive yet. (a benz, a beamer and a red ferrari.)

    yes, really. i told you. :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    my penis is only 4 inches and i am planning to go naked on the street

  • 1 decade ago

    What's in it for me?

  • 1 decade ago

    Chicken butt.

  • 1 decade ago

    I love you! (no homo) =D Smiles!

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