Todays the presidents birthday, what would you get him?

"Conservative Combacks to Liberal Lies" by Gregg Jackson.

No.

He has the Constitution & the Bill of Rights memorized, and is fighting against the Democrats & Terrorists to keep them.

Democrats & Terrorists Hate our Constitution and our Bill of Rights.

Culture Warrior by Bill O Reilly.

Certainly not a copy of the Constitution with bill of rights. To him it is a goddamn piece of paper and you really don't want to give him a goddamn piece of paper do you? Give him a comic book or "My Pet Goat". We know he can read that upside down even.

A team of cia professional(permanent) problem solvers that would take care of chavez (venezuela),ahma dini jack off (iran) and asad(syria) .oil prices would stabilize,terrorist activity would reduce .stock market would shine! we need to get with the program! happy birthday day!!

A new cabinet. And board of directors, and advisors of all kinds and a new congress and senate.

I would get him a hearing aid. It is obvious that he can't hear what the majority of the American people want when it comes to the war in Iraq and illegal immigration.

i think i would get him a really nice hunting rifle, (maybe a 270 or a 30-30), he could use and enjoy down on his beautful crawford, texas ranch! man, there is some most excellent deer hunting down that way!

Carl Bernstein's book on Hillary. And a big hug.

A bag of prezels.

A big bag of pretzels.