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I'm Pregnant, What Should I Do?

I sat on a toilet seat, and I got pregnant from it. Who is my baby going to call mommy, or daddy??!

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  • 1 decade ago
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    wth?! r u a girl or guy i cant tell cuz ur character anyways is it a girl/boy share bathroom if so it is possible

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's why you should always use protection while seating on the toilet. Haven't you always been told about seat covers if you're going to sit down on the seat and how about abstinance- you know the squat technique- not sitting on the seat at all? Gosh you kids never listen! Well, now you have to live with your conciquences. You are going to have to find out who sat on the seat without using protection before you to figure out who the mommy is and if you can't figure it out then you'll be the one to tell your baby what a screw up you are!

  • 1 decade ago

    If you're pregnant, go to the Guinness book of world records.

    Thanks for the 2 points

  • 1 decade ago

    Was it the seat at Wal-Mart??? I swear that's how I got knocked up. Grow up dude.

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  • 1 decade ago

    I can't believe Kevin Federline got you pregnant. He really can knock anyone up!

  • Katy
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    thx for the 2 points looser

  • 1 decade ago

    you cannot really tell my guss is mommy

  • 1 decade ago

    your question is just sad.. you are really bored now arent ya? get a life LOSER!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    oh grow up!

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