What was your funniest daydream as a youth? Did anything happen to remind you how silly it really was?

Mom watched MD shows; Marcus Welby, Medical Center… Women often needed rescue, but one was so dramatic, “I want help!.. No I don't!... wait, yes I do!... Oh never mind!” Running away, she suddenly fainted right in doc’s arms. He didn't even have to carry her-a gurney was next to him! It seemed sexy so, at fourteen, I practiced swooning! I'd go through the scenario, then “Flop” gracefully onto my bed. Never knew what to do next, so on to the next fainting, “Flop!”

I grew up, joined the army, and aimed for a career. There was a record heat when I was pregnant. The sergeant was scolding us, saying the next to move or talk in formation would lose a stripe! I suddenly felt funny. My side began to tingle, but I didn't want to move. I waited. But the sensation increased! Sight fading, I turned to leave just as my body weakened. I grabbed a solder to steady myself, but collapsed instead, dropping like a stone, pulling him on top of me! It was NOT graceful Or sexy! It was just embarrassing!