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Who sucks more: Jimmy Buffett or John Mellencamp?

Lots of "who do you like more?" Q's, so I thought I'd change it up. I really dislike both artists, but Jimmy Buffett gets the prize for suckiest, since his songs translate into elevator "muzak" without the need to make any changes. Sorry parrotheads, stay drunk!

Update:

lilbeils...I'll ask whatever I please. I've never seen somebody with such a fondness for ultra-soft 'rock(?)' be so angry.

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  • Dani G
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Buffett.....I'd like to tell him where to put the shaker of salt....when he finds it

  • Leech
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    John "Cougar" Mellancamp does more...cause Buffett at least has cool parties going on in the parking lot before his shows

    his fans are real fanatics...that's what that fogie has going for him

    John "Cougar" Mellancamp is a joke, with songs like "Cherry Bomb"...even Springsteen is cooler than him...

  • 1 decade ago

    dude, **** off

    neither suck, john mellencamp is an intelligent song writer and jimmy buffet is just fun music, good time stuff not elevator "muzak" get your head out of your *** and dont ask about which rock artist sucks more in the rock and pop section, dick head

  • 1 decade ago

    Jimmy Buffet songs drive me crazy even when I am drunk, I can't stand him. But then again I really cringe every time "Jack and Diane" is on, tha song is so horrible! Still I think I hate Buffet more.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Gonna go with Buffet.. I think that Margarittaville song is all the explaination I need.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Since I AM a fan of John Mellencamp's, I'd have to say Jimmy Buffet, although I kinda like him, too. Ever hear his song "Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw"?....it's an oldie - and it's HILARIOUS!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    John Mellencamp, Jimmy Buffet isn't that bad... listen to him.... he isn't elevator "muzak"

  • 1 decade ago

    I agree... Buffet sucks

  • 1 decade ago

    JOHN MELLENCAMP IS AWESOME...I DO ADMIT JIMMY BUFFET DOES ACT SORTTA WELL GAY...SORTTA LIKE KENNY CHESNEY...SO I'M GONNA SAY...JIMMYBUFFET!!!!!!

  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    As a Parrothead I say Mellencamp sucks....

    .....just as much as madcap does. LOL

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