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The Silent Treatment?

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

"Please wake me at 5:00 AM ." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM . Wake up."

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    bloody brilliant!!!!!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Hope she didn't crinkle the paper, that noise would wake me up

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    too bad , there are so many grounds to divorce our wife but what the heck.....we can't live without them

  • 1 decade ago

    how can he wake up without knowing tat its 5.00 am...? hes asleep for goodness sake...

    silent treatment indeed...

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  • ?
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I love it! Funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    cute

  • abbyn
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    (Giggling) that reminds me of myself!!!!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ITS OK

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LOL.

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