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Witnessing a miracle!!?

One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church

ready for mass. The minister prepared his sermon while the choirboy

filled the holy water fountain.

Suddenly, the choirboy burst into the minister's room and

yelled, "father father, I just saw the most amazing thing! I filled

the holy water fountain. Then a man came in on crutches. He moved to

the fountain, dipped his left hand in the holy water, blessed himself

and threw away his left crutch. Then he dipped his right hand in the

holy water, blessed himself and threw away his right crutch. Then he

turned to me ... and he took a step forward"!

The minister was awe struck by what he just heard. "My boy, he said,

you just witnessed a miracle from God! Where's this man now?"

The Choirboy replies...

"flat on his face in front of the holy water fountain"!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Cool one.

  • 1 decade ago

    lol, nice one

  • sheru
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    lol

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