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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

TGIF..blond joke....star it if you like it?

A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he

entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by

reciting the letters, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked at him, Puzzled, and said

"T-G-I-F" again.

He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."The blonde was trying

to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said, as sweetly as

possible, "T-G-I-F" another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a Quizzical expression,

"S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she

said, "T-G-I-F,Thank Goodness it’s Friday, get it?"

The man answered,"S-H-I-T: Sorry Honey, its Thursday."

please dont report me

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    lol that was a very good one i like it alot. you get yourself a star, have an awesome rest of your day.

  • Anonymous
    5 years ago

    B: I think there is nothing worse than people laughing at you when you are making a serious point. I always say that " some things that people say or feel may be stupid to you, but they are very real feelings to the other people"!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Thats ttoooooooo funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    Lol! don't worry I won't report!

    You see that's what happens when a blonde tries to be smart lol =P jk my best friend's a blonde

    *****star!*****

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  • 1 decade ago

    That's hilarious! I have never heard that one before. Why would anyone report you? It should not offend anyone. Great Joke!

    ~Candice~

  • Tony M
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    HA! That was a funny one!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol thats funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That great i loved that one

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lol i love blonde jokes!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    One of the funnies joke i heard so far.........keep it up!

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