Up or Down?

A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had

been neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their

spouse not too long ago. Over a number of weeks, they had

become close. One day, the man asked the woman if she

enjoyed fishing.

Yes, she replied, she used to enjoy fishing with her late

husband. The man agreed to pick her up at 6 a.m. the next

morning. They went down to the river at the time they

decided the next day, and began fishing.

After a while, the man began to move the boat upstream. They

came to a fork in the river and the man asked the woman, "Up

or down." Being nice, he wanted to let her decide.

The woman looked around, promptly took off all her clothes

and jumped on the old man. They had passionate sex. After a

while, they redressed and resumed fishing.

Later in the day, they came to another fork in the river.

Again, the man asked, "Up or down," and once again the woman

stripped and another round of passionate sex commenced.